Ya know, Johnqne3Ld is shitty. I mean really really shitty!

We've all seen shitty things before, Befouled Toilets, Festering Boils, Motorcycle Cops, Dawson's Creek... but Johnqne3Ld takes shitty to a new level. Not even feces itself is as shitty as Johnqne3Ld .

I guess if you're going to be something, you may as well be the best. And when it comes to being shitty, Johnqne3Ld has cornered the market. If there was a nobel prize for shittyness, Johnqne3Ld would clean up every time. I could go on, but it's getting stinky in here.

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